The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.