The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.