The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.