The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.