The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.