The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.