The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.