The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.