The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.