The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.