The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.