The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.