The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.