The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.