The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.