The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.