The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.