The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.