The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.