The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.