The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.