The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.