The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.