The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.