The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.