The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows London on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.