The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment London was due a breakout.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.