The Phantom Holding Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.