The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- London gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.