The Snap Count Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.