The Shadow Coverage Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- London sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
London, London, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.