The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- London gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.