The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over London's stadium. Only over London.
- London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
London drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.