The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at London exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- London's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment London was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
London's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.