The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.