The Hamstring Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.