The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over London's stadium. Only over London.
- London gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.