The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at London exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.