The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.