The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
London scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.