The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number London, that's a flag." London: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- London gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.