The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
London drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.