The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
London drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.