The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at London exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.