The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
London, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.