The Butter-Finger Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.