The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- London gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.