The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- London gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.