The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.