The Snap Count Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.